Look, we think you're rad, but we're not at that point in the relationship where we want to know everything about you. And even if we wanted to, we physically can't steal your data. We have nowhere to keep it. It's a cloud-based world. We threw the servers away ages ago. Databases, you ask? Nope. Cookies? Not our dessert preference and not something we're interested in collecting. So even if Elon Musk, outraged by our lack of adoration, visited the site and asked ever so sweetly to see his data, we wouldn't have anything to show him.
If you choose to fill out the contact form, we do need to collect at least your first name and email address so we can get back to you. All other fields are voluntary. We do not share your data with any third party.
Whatever happens on your computer stays on your computer. Play the ponies, watch taboo films, binge shop on Amazon...it's none of our business.
And lemme tell ya, some third parties can be tools. We don't really use them. As part of our Google Workspace account (because we can't afford a proper CRM or an enterprise Microsoft 365 suite), tools like Google Analytics come with the deal. Well, Google products in general rake a ton of your data into a juggernaut-sized barrow. But Google shares none of it with the likes of us.
As Google states, "Google Analytics is a service used by organizations to understand how their sites and apps are used, so that they can make them work better. It does not track people or profile people across the internet. Google Analytics cannot be used to track people across the web or apps. It does not create user profiles."
Google Analytics provides data for some pretty mundane things, such as number of users, session statistics, approximate geolocation. and browser and device information. It can't tell us your name, show us your emails, or share your contact details.
We are required, however, to tell you that Google Analytics exists and that we sometimes use it for traffic analysis. Full details of Google's privacy policies can be found here.